Load of Manure Dumped outside DNC HQ
By Todd Starnes
A massive pile of manure was dumped on the doorstep of the Warren County Democrats in Ohio - and police are searching for the culprit.
It sounds like one of those shovel-ready jobs President Obama is always talking about.
A spokesperson for the party told Fox 18 that it took three trucks to move all the manure. That's a whole lot of fertilizer - even for Democrats.
I wonder if Hillary Clinton was giving a speech nearby?
"What reasonable person thinks this is OK???" party chair Bethe Goldenfield wrote on a Cincinnati-area Facebook political page. "I won't be responding to anyone who thinks this is acceptable behavior. It is ILLEGAL."
Police said the entire incident was captured on video -- but so far no one has been arrested. If they're searching for suspects -- they might want to start by clicking here.
A similar thing happened to me during the last Clinton campaign speech. There was so much fertilizer spewing from my flatscreen that I had a crop of butter beans growing in my den.