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Students at the University of Illinois Chicago are getting a lesson in the history of pronouns, Campus Reform reports.
Reading material includes books like “Beyond the Gender Binary” and “The Pragmatics of Personal Pronouns.”
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The university also provides faculty and staff with a “Practical Guide to Non-Sexist Language.”
In the spirit of a non-gender specific university, the school has officially banned words like freshman, handyman and tomboy.
Those words are considered sexist.
Instead, the university recommends calling handymen – odd-job workers.
Tomboys — active children.
It’s an all-out war on pronouns. And a war on common sense.
God created male and female. Pronouns are not non-binary. A he cannot become a she. They is not singular, nor is them.
Biology is what it is.
Finally, professors will no longer to bring their wives to a black tie gala at the university. Moving forward, those rubber chicken dinners will be called semiformal. And your dinner date will be referred to as your spouse.
Oh, man.