OBITUARY: Mr. Potato Head, 1949-2021

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Hello Americans. I’m Todd Starnes with news and commentary next.

Today I want to pay tribute to a beloved member of the American toy box – Mr. Potato Head.

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Thanks to the sex and gender revolutionaries Mr. Potato Head is no longer a Mister.

The 70-year-old spud was ungendered by Hasbro the national toy maker.

Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head needed a modern makeover. So Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head have now become the gender neutral Potato Head.

It’s not the first toy to undergo a cancel culture makeover. Barbie now comes in all sorts of shades and shapes. Thomas the Tank added more female characters and American Girl – is now selling boy dolls.

It’s mighty sad what’s happening in this country – where a weird and perverse mob has declared war on our traditions and our toys.

So, farewell Mr. Potato Head – whipped by the culture. Smashed by political correctness. Deep Fried by Hasbro’s half-baked makeover.

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