I Suspect CNN Anchors are Being Treated for Microaggressions After GOP Victory
The Democrats earned another moral victory last night -- losing a special election to fill Georgia's sixth congressional district.
Republican Karen Handel defeated Democrat Jon Ossoff -- in the most expensive House race in history.
"Women in this community stood up," Mr. Ossoff said in his concession speech. It's true - they stood up, got in the cars, drove to a polling place and voted for Ms. Handel.
Mr. Ossoff, who bore a striking resemblance to "Pajama Boy", did not even live in the district -- but he did have the backing of Hollywood, the Mainstream Media and $23 million in mostly out-of-state campaign money.
CNN anchors actually predicted the Georgia congressional race was a definitive referendum on President Trump.
Turns out -- they were absolutely right. Congratulations, Mr. President - now 4-0 in congressional races against Democrats and the Mainstream Media.
On a side note - there was no truth to rumors that CNN had to evacuate it's staff to a special broadcast studio in a nearby designated safe space. I may have inadvertently started that rumor -- my bad.
Hollywood was hit especially hard by the loss. Cedars-Sinai had to declare a 'Code Black' to deal celebrities and CNN anchors crippled by raging cases of microaggressions. (Just kidding, folks).
But don't feel bad for Mr. Ossoff. Yes - he may be a loser - but he went back to his own congressional district with a shiny new $23 million participation trophy.