Sports journalist Mike Stefansson is about to get married — so he decided to ask Washington State University head football coach Mike Leach for some pre-wedding advice.
Instead of giving a quick retort, the coach provided a thoughtful and absolutely hilarious dissertation on what the groom can expect before exchanging “I do’s.”
“You have to stay out of the way,” the football coach said matter-of-factly. “When it comes to marriages, the women lose their mind.”
“Your fiance is going to lose her mind. Your mother-in-law is going to lose her mind. Your mom is going to lose her mind. They’re going to barrage you with constant questions. What should we wear?”
For more than two minutes the coach held court – offering sage advice — gathered from his personal experiences of wedded bliss.
“In the end, you will wish you’d eloped,” he said.