The U.S. Navy is looking for a few good drag queens.
President Biden’s woke Navy has invited an active-duty sailor who dresses in drag to join its pilot “digital ambassador” program.
Anchors aweigh, seamen!
Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley, whose stage name is Harpy Daniels, made an announcement about becoming one of the first “Navy Digital Ambassadors.”
“This experience has brought me so much strength, courage and ambition to continue being an advocate and representation of queer sailors!” Kelley said in an Instagram post which you can watch below.
“Our Navy is committed to enabling a workforce demographic similar to that of the nation it serves,” the Navy’s latest diversity, equity, and inclusion policy update reads.
A queen in every port! How exciting!
“With nearly 50 percent of recruitable talent coming from diverse talent, the Navy must be deliberate to create a culture where every person, regardless of their background, has the opportunity to succeed,” the policy reads.
In other words, the Navy’s “tip of the spear” will include pronoun-confused, non-binary, pangender sailors – some of whom might identify as blowfish.
The Navy believes that a grown man wearing fake eyelashes and a skimpy dress will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Or they just might die laughing at us.
John Paul Jones must be rolling over in his grave.
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