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A deputy was faced with a bunch of bad bovines the other day in Putnam County, Indiana.
The sheriff’s department posted photos of a bunch of “suspicious” cows loitering outside a local gas station.
“The cows were seen hanging out, blocking the lane to the car wash and refusing to leave,” deputies wrote on Facebook. “To top it all off, they didn’t even purchase anything.”
In defense of the cows, maybe they mistakenly thought the car wash was a Chick-fil-A drive-thru?
The cows were taken into custody without incident and returned to their owner.
“Please don’t tell us that the cows were just there to get a car wash. That would be udderly ridiculous,” the sheriff’s department wrote.
Now, that cow pun is indeed criminal. LOL