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Neighbors Perturbed by Buck-Naked Weed Whacker

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There’s only one thing worse than the guy who mows the grass in his underpants — and that would be a guy who mows the grass without any underpants.

Dateline: Stuart, Florida – The good people of one neighborhood are dealing with man who does his yard work au natural — which is French for buck naked.

They’ve called the law – but the sheriff can’t seem to figure out how to charge the guy with a crime.

They suspect he’s breached two statutes lewd and lascivious behavior and breach of peace – not to mention breach of decorum.

But so far – no charges have been filed because apparently – weed whacking in the buff is not a crime.

For now – there’s really not much the law can do — and neighbors have just told the children to look the other way.

It reminds me of the title of a book written by the late great Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard: “Don’t bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters got eyes.”

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