I Suspect CNN Anchors are Being Treated for Microaggressions After GOP Victory
The Democrats earned another moral victory last night — losing a special election to fill Georgia’s sixth congressional district.
Republican Karen Handel defeated Democrat Jon Ossoff — in the most expensive House race in history.
“Women in this community stood up,” Mr. Ossoff said in his concession speech. It’s true – they stood up, got in the cars, drove to a polling place and voted for Ms. Handel.
Well, the Special Elections are over and those that want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN are 5 and O! All the Fake News, all the money spent = 0
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 21, 2017
Mr. Ossoff, who bore a striking resemblance to “Pajama Boy”, did not even live in the district — but he did have the backing of Hollywood, the Mainstream Media and $23 million in mostly out-of-state campaign money.
CNN anchors actually predicted the Georgia congressional race was a definitive referendum on President Trump.
Turns out — they were absolutely right. Congratulations, Mr. President – now 4-0 in congressional races against Democrats and the Mainstream Media.
Polls were wrong, again. No surprise. We deliver results, the Dems raise $ from the coasts while not even living where they want to serve.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 21, 2017
On a side note – there was no truth to rumors that CNN had to evacuate it’s staff to a special broadcast studio in a nearby designated safe space. I may have inadvertently started that rumor — my bad.
Hollywood was hit especially hard by the loss. Cedars-Sinai had to declare a ‘Code Black’ to deal celebrities and CNN anchors crippled by raging cases of microaggressions. (Just kidding, folks).
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) June 21, 2017
But don’t feel bad for Mr. Ossoff. Yes – he may be a loser – but he went back to his own congressional district with a shiny new $23 million participation trophy.