ICE Agents Banned From Restaurants
ICE agents are no longer welcome to grab a sandwich at Fatty Lumpkins Sandwich Shack.
The owner of the restaurant in Muskegon, Michigan posted a profane message online announcing a ban on all ICE agents.
The owner said anyone who steps foot on his property would be denied service and escorted off the premises.
Fatty Lumpkin says their food is only for people who embrace humanity and reject manmade borders. Here’s the entire statement posted on Fatty’s Facebook page:
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Dear ICE,
There was a time during this previous whack job being in office where you used to come in for lunch sometimes. Somewhat regularly tbh. Hated it then but now it’s past that. We take a stand against you. Openly. Your presence was neither welcomed nor safe. Ever. You came into our dining room with tactical gear and stupid ass Batman looking utility belts. With open carry giant sidearms that looked like they’d blow someone’s head away. Wearing camo for lunch at a fucking deli like cosplay GI Joes that this 80’s kid enjoyed quietly laughing at. No more quiet today.
FUCK YOU. NO FUUUUCK YOU!!!
Do not EVER set foot in this establishment without a warrant. You will be denied service. You will be laughed at and escorted out. We will immediately call 911 the second I see anything resembling your presence on our private property.
Fuck you. Fuck your murderous ways we all saw on full display today. Fuck your disregard for due process and our beloved constitution. Fuck your lack of humanity based on manmade borders. Fuck your dear leader, everything he stands for, and every single person that supports anything he or you do/represent. Fuck your bonuses while essential services go unfunded. Most importantly…..Fuck your BLATANT fascism.
You are NOT welcome at Fatty Lumpkins Sandwich Shack. You NEVER will be. Our food is too good for you but beyond that our humanity transcends your callousness. You no longer get to enjoy the delicious food, art, etc. that your chosen enemies produce. We are not you and you are not us. Stay away!!!
Meanwhile, in East Longmeadow, Massachusetts – The Sweet Boutique – is generating controversy by selling cookies adorned with a profane message about ICE. It’s unrepeatable on the radio. But suffice it to say – there’s nothing sweet about their hatred of ICE. A Mexican joint in Chicago also banned agents – as did a sandwich shop in Memphis.
It’s their right to deny service – but I do wonder if it makes good business sense.
Regardless, I’ve decided to stand solidarity with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. Yesterday, I ordered a super-sized Dr Pepper with extra ICE.
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