President Trump is not dead. He is alive and well – much to the dismay of Democrats and the White House Press Corps.
President Trump put those bizarre rumors to rest during a press gathering on Tuesday after social media announced that the president had gone on to Glory.
The hashtag “trumpdead” was actually trending on social media. For the first time in four years – the media was actually curious about a president’s health.
For the record – President Trump played a round of golf over the weekend. He also delivered Tuesday’s press conference standing up – which is more than Joe Biden could ever do.
The president looked robust and energetic – juggling lots of different questions on lots of different subjects.
Not once did he wander off the stage or engage in conversations with dead people. Not once did he confuse the First Lady with his sister.
The media’s sudden interest in the president’s health is puzzling — considering how they turned a blind eye to the fact that a walking corpse had previously occupied the White House. It was “Weekend at Bernie’s” for the past four years and the media attacked anyone who pointed out Biden’s cognitive decline.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz told a crowd he was disappointed that Trump was still in good health.
“You get up in the morning and you doom scroll through things and although I will say this, you woke up the last few days thinking there might be news,” Walz said during a Labor Day picnic. “Just saying, just saying. There will be news sometime, just so you know. There will be news.”
“I’ll tell you who is a complete piece of s***, right now,” said CNN contributor Scott Jennings. “Crazy. Absolutely crazy.”
As the president wrote on Truth Social: “Never felt better in my life.”
And a grateful nation rejoices, Mr. President.