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Plant-Based Chicken? KFC Has Gone Finger Licking Crazy

The year 2019 may go down in history as the Year of the Great Poultry Wars.

First, Popeye’s Fried Chicken declared war on Chick-fil-A – launching their version of a fried chicken sandwich.

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And now Kentucky Fried Chicken is jumping into the fray – announcing a new plant-based chicken prototype. They plan to test market the fake fried chicken sandwich at a store in Smyrna, Georgia.

They are also testing fried plant-food based nuggets and boneless wings – which really aren’t wings because lawn clippings don’t have wings.

Clearly, KFC has gone finger licking nuts. You don’t mess with the Gospel Bird.

I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea to serve fake fried chicken below the Mason-Dixon line — but I don’t see this ending well for the folks who run KFC.

Somebody’s been smoking those eleven herbs and spices.

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